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    • Lucky Star is mostly popular with older boys, roughly between the ages of 16~24 years of age (known as 'otaku'). It's popular for a variety of reasons, the first of which is that the designs are very cute, conveying a friendly atmosphere devoid of personal fears and the like, essentially a paradise of no worries. At the same time, though, that is, underneath the girl's clothing, are very developed bodies capable of the "mature" things boys crave - effectively, it's the best of both worlds for these otaku.

      But what about the content? Otaku aren't known for being social - they love "mature" acts with girls but have no idea about how they actuall work or how to interact with girls. Lucky Star offers those boys an opportunity to observe girls in their natural habitat, rendering this a "documentary anime" - it demystifies the stereotypes of girls by showing that they have interests, thoughts and feelings as well, that they exist as humans and that their sole purpose on this world is not for "mature" acts.

      That is not to say they are not aware of their biological capabilities - indeed, during many parts of the show they joke about their anatomy, and no doubt they also think about boys in the same way boys think about them.

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      • Originally posted by Mosheddy
        Lucky Star is mostly popular with older boys, roughly between the ages of 16~24 years of age (known as 'otaku'). It's popular for a variety of reasons, the first of which is that the designs are very cute, conveying a friendly atmosphere devoid of personal fears and the like, essentially a paradise of no worries. At the same time, though, that is, underneath the girl's clothing, are very developed bodies capable of the "mature" things boys crave - effectively, it's the best of both worlds for these otaku.

        But what about the content? Otaku aren't known for being social - they love "mature" acts with girls but have no idea about how they actuall work or how to interact with girls. Lucky Star offers those boys an opportunity to observe girls in their natural habitat, rendering this a "documentary anime" - it demystifies the stereotypes of girls by showing that they have interests, thoughts and feelings as well, that they exist as humans and that their sole purpose on this world is not for "mature" acts.

        That is not to say they are not aware of their biological capabilities - indeed, during many parts of the show they joke about their anatomy, and no doubt they also think about boys in the same way boys think about them.
        WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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        • Siggh88 (7:28:59 PM): "would you kindly put your ass on this skillet?"

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            • Are we not the undisputed prodigy of warfare
              Fearing all the mediocrity that they possess
              Should we not hunt the bastards down with our might
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              Diminish the sub principle and leave it's toxic trace
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              • Originally posted by CJVercetti
                Originally posted by SimbiAni
                Originally posted by CJVercetti
                Did I just see two guys kissing?
                Haha. Yea, that would be Jack Harkness and the Doctor ;D
                Well you had to see boobies, so we're even.

                Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start
                LOL, Chocolate Rayne?

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                • Originally posted by CJVercetti
                  Originally posted by SimbiAni
                  Originally posted by CJVercetti
                  Did I just see two guys kissing?
                  Haha. Yea, that would be Jack Harkness and the Doctor ;D
                  Well you had to see boobies, so we're even.

                  Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start


                  Way to butcher it, it's "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start"

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                  • Originally posted by ColinFarrell
                    http://www.gamewinners.com/nes/Contra.htm

                    Look.

                    "Unlimited lives:
                    Press Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start when "Jungle" appears on the demonstration screen."
                    If you want the local guys to back off you might want to consider not displaying an interest in videogames.

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                    • In before 'wanna play with my Wii?'

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                      • You're doing it on purpose aren't you.

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                        • Why not? They looks pretty comfortable.

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                          • Fair enough, I have something in my clipboard as well(it's usually empty or completely uninteresting)

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                            • RIGHT ON

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                              • Rooney R Doodle is in da house!...well, techinally I'm on a bus...but it's all good peeps!

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