This thread is about the song Nickelodeon Girls and the newly released music video by TVFilthyFrank. Perhaps you were wondering why on every Nick comment section there is talk of "bringing the b*tches back" & watching tv with ones genitals in hand. Well, you can thank a severely disturbed young man who trapes around in public wearing a pink bodysuit. Not only does the man put out some of the worst music I have ever heard, but Pink Guy appears to be under a complete misapprehension about Nick shows in general and specifically Dan Schneider shows.
If I were to take it at face value, Nickelodeon Girls is a symptom of withdrawals caused by the removal of TeenNick shows that skewed older in demographics. You can only assume this really about sexualizing teenagers on kids programming, even though he claims they are 20's and 30's. While LazyTown had the Lil Jon mashup, in this case their is no editing or manipulation. He just made it for real as a guy obsessed with Jennette McCurdy, Ariana Grande, and I think anybody that has boobs. But the song implies that Danny boy is making shows just for creeps like him (ahem...i dont like jennette she's a horseface). Anyway the point Nickelodeon tv shows is to entertain kids and maybe get some laughs from the older viewers as well. That run of "fire b*tchs" was only made possible after the actresses performed on earlier shows THAT HAD PREETEENS! Vicoria Justice, Jennette McCurdy, Miranda Cosgrove, Jamie Spears, Amanda Bynes, among others all started as children on these shows. It was just a coincidence that you got all these blossoming teens rolling out at the same time. Really Pink Guy and the like are just crying because they were spoiled for many years.
The worst part of all is reducing these fine shows to the equivalent of being smut material. I have many opinions about this. Here's the video: