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    If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    How YOU make LazyTown lazy again/get rid of Sportacus?

    I would just ask him nicely. What? It could work.

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Robbie Rotten can do nothing alone.
    He is the worst side of all characters combined into one.
    What I would do if I was Robbie is I would exploit the children's weaker sides. I would give Trixie something to break, Pixel some videogames, Ziggy some candy, and Stingy...well...everythig else. Much like in Welcome to LazyTown. I would make myself their god. Not that Sportaloser. He would leave on his own eventually. If it came down to it, I would convince Bessie to hook up with the Mayor finally. She finds me charming; it wouldn't be that hard. In return, the Mayor would do ME a favor - Get rid of Sporty-cus.

    But what to do with that pink cheerleader *blegh*
    She is smarter than everyone else....what to do...what to do...
    AHA! I will dress up like a dance instructor and tell her that I am here to take her away to the best dancing school in the world! Yes! It's disgui-.......wait...that's already been done. And it didn't work.

    I could always just cage her up somewhere placed suspiciously near an apple tree. It didn't work the last few times but you know what they say! 8th time's a charm!
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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Let me put my brian on "Robbie"


    Ok Now i'm Robbie.

    All my plans have failed. Why? Because I do it alone! I'll clone myself! Sportakook can defeat 1 Robbie. Let's see him take on 2....or 10....or 100 or maybe...

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    Maybe I could lie to Sportacus, saying there is trouble in a place that doesn't exist far far away, so he can go there and take years to arrive, muahahahhaa. Of course just if I was Robbie Rotten .
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    I'd make him taste some hot lead.
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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Quote Originally Posted by xjocundxlilacx
    I'd make him taste some hot lead.
    You win I think!

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    If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    I would move to busytown

    No one's busy in busytown

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Quote Originally Posted by pooky
    If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    I would move to busytown

    No one's busy in busytown
    hahaha...nice one ...I would have a lot of fun with Mrs. Rottenella I guess...

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    Id ad a chemical to the town water supply that stops metabolism.....


    hmmm

    more creative me thinks...

    ill have to get back to you on this one...
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    He should run his plans by a five year old, because most of the time the problems are something a 5 year old could see a mile away.

    Overall,though, I think he should just soundproof his lair and wash his hands of the whole thing. He's up against an entire town full of people who can't figure out that there's only one person over 6' tall who's constantly causing trouble- so this "newcomer" must be Robbie Rotten no matter how many times he tries it. They've passed from "so dimwitted they're easily manipulated" into "so dimwitted that there aren't enough brains to manipulate". Why does he even waste his time trying to make them lazy?

    Quote Originally Posted by xjocundxlilacx
    I'd make him taste some hot lead.
    I agree that you win.

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Quote Originally Posted by GoggiMega
    He should run his plans by a five year old, because most of the time the problems are something a 5 year old could see a mile away.

    Overall,though, I think he should just soundproof his lair and wash his hands of the whole thing. He's up against an entire town full of people who can't figure out that there's only one person over 6' tall who's constantly causing trouble- so this "newcomer" must be Robbie Rotten no matter how many times he tries it. They've passed from "so dimwitted they're easily manipulated" into "so dimwitted that there aren't enough brains to manipulate". Why does he even waste his time trying to make them lazy?
    You obviously just found an interest in LazyTown reacently...I used to think that way when I was watching my first eppisodes...but think of it this way, it's a kids show...don't dwell on it too much, logic ain't welcome.

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyTownWW
    You obviously just found an interest in LazyTown reacently...I used to think that way when I was watching my first eppisodes...but think of it this way, it's a kids show...don't dwell on it too much, logic ain't welcome.
    I actually found it well over a year ago, and as much as I look at it and go "it's just a kids show, stop thinking about this" my brain is going "WTF!? was I this stupid as a kid?!". I really need to get better and suspension of belief, but I just can't. -_-

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Quote Originally Posted by GoggiMega
    Quote Originally Posted by LazyTownWW
    You obviously just found an interest in LazyTown reacently...I used to think that way when I was watching my first eppisodes...but think of it this way, it's a kids show...don't dwell on it too much, logic ain't welcome.
    I actually found it well over a year ago, and as much as I look at it and go "it's just a kids show, stop thinking about this" my brain is going "WTF!? was I this stupid as a kid?!". I really need to get better and suspension of belief, but I just can't. -_-
    I totally understand what you're saying, it's hard for adult logic to be applied to a children's show. But there's not really a good way to fix it, I guess. If they figured out it was Robbie every time he appeared in a disguise the whole premise of the show would pretty much be ruined.

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Quote Originally Posted by GoggiMega
    Quote Originally Posted by LazyTownWW
    You obviously just found an interest in LazyTown reacently...I used to think that way when I was watching my first eppisodes...but think of it this way, it's a kids show...don't dwell on it too much, logic ain't welcome.
    I actually found it well over a year ago, and as much as I look at it and go "it's just a kids show, stop thinking about this" my brain is going "WTF!? was I this stupid as a kid?!". I really need to get better and suspension of belief, but I just can't. -_-
    Yes, we are different as kids, not stupid, or retarded, or anything...kids just view things in a whole different light...the best way to enjoy a kids show is to put yourself in the kid's place...think like a child lol. Try to remember your thoughts and feelings from when you were little.
    BTW I found it on December 3, 2008. I was amazed by it's illogicle-ness the first few episodes, then I started to like just that illogicle-ness...that's LazyTown's charm, it makes you go back in time, to your childhood, when you didn't have a care in the world, and all your problems just seemed to pass by you.
    Well, I should stop the now...

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyTownWW
    Yes, we are different as kids, not stupid, or retarded, or anything...kids just view things in a whole different light...the best way to enjoy a kids show is to put yourself in the kid's place...think like a child lol. Try to remember your thoughts and feelings from when you were little.
    BTW I found it on December 3, 2008. I was amazed by it's illogicle-ness the first few episodes, then I started to like just that illogicle-ness...that's LazyTown's charm, it makes you go back in time, to your childhood, when you didn't have a care in the world, and all your problems just seemed to pass by you.
    Well, I should stop the now...
    I think I found it 2 or 3 months before you.

    I try to do that, but I really can't remember what it was like to be a kid. Which is kind of sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoggiMega

    I try to do that, but I really can't remember what it was like to be a kid. Which is kind of sad.
    Ehm...I kinda' agree...

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    I'm loving the poisioning the water supply idea. haha.

    And Yah. It's fun as hell to try and logically explain or interpret the "suspension of disbelief" stuff.

    Robbie should just give up. They are not worth it. lol

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    A lot of people have said this already. but personally....I would focus on Stephanie if I were him. I mean, SHE'S the one who caused all this trouble in the first place! (Props to the LT crew for having Robbie figure that out....kinda...in the final episode. (Well, final for a while.)
    PS: Can we post fanfiction on this board? I have the opening chapters of a LT fic that I wrote before I saw Dancing Dreams that kind of has this plot.)

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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    Quote Originally Posted by Jumpman256
    PS: Can we post fanfiction on this board? I have the opening chapters of a LT fic that I wrote before I saw Dancing Dreams that kind of has this plot.)
    There is one topic about it:
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    Re: If you were Robbie Rotten.......

    I could be considered cruel but I would cause angst most of all. And that is because Sportacus' weak point is not sugar meltdown, but his big heart. Perhaps an intricate plan where I would throw random hints to Sportacus, whenever I happened to accidentally pass him by, about how meaningless life is and how much I no longer care about what the kids or he does. I'd be sarcastic and smirking rarely and vaguely until he'd think I am a shadow of my former self and get worried. Eventually he'd come to confront me, to offer help due to his big gullibly innocent heart and then I'd make sure I'd make him feel worse by telling him it is his fault I became like that because he is a superhero and he ought to care for everyone and yet he did not care for the troublemaker who lives underground, he didn't ask him why he was causing trouble, he didn't try to understand etc etc until Sportacus finally cracks. In order to remedy the situation I'd tell him to leave and never come back with hatred and pain. The sad thing is he probably would do so because he is too kind and innocent. And voila.
    Yes I have written a fanfic about this, no it is not online. Yes I know I look like a bad person but I like angst with my favorite characters.

    No, I wouldn't do that as Monochrome but I would have my Robbie character to do so. As in 'fictional character'
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    You...r Robbie has a severe case of Borderline Personality Disorder.
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    Not really. This Robbie would be faking it all out of despair. And would probably cry a lot and regret it.
    But then again if I was truly Robbie, I think I'd confront Sportacus and tell him I want in on the games rather than wanting to kick him out.

    Another thing I'd do to send Sportacus away if I were Robbie would be to create a machine that would create a teleporting beam. I'd beam his airship to sun, boom it'd go and then teleport him to Jupiter.
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    I'd assassinate him. we know robbie has SAS training and he's an ex-marine. he could wipe that sporty fucker out with precision the like of which has never been seen on this earth.

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    Clone myself


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    "make lazytown lazy again'

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